8.18.2010

Funny things my kids say…

While I was reading Connor a book tonight—a rhyming funny book about dinosaurs--he said something…

ME: “…dinosaur {something} and dinosaur fat.”

HIM: “Oh-like you Momma”

I looked over at him. Paused. And seriously considered pushing him off of his own bed.

I don’t think I would ever push my 5-year-old son off of his own bed out of spite. Tempting though. Especially when the boy that causes me grief to no end just called me fat like the dinosaurs.

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Stormy:

“Mom-why do you have those purple marks on your belly?”

“Because. They are stretch marks from my tummy being so stretched from having all of you babies.”

“Look Mom. I have some on my hand!!”

I looked at her hand.

“Stormy, those are veins.”

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Shayne made me a note tonight. She got into a little bit of trouble earlier.

I’m not going to type letter for letter what she said…because I would have to go get it out of my room and I don’t feel like climbing the stairs…again.

BUT she said… I’m sorry for not listening to you. Will you please forgive me?

And then she drew a bunny on the page.

I told her of course I forgive her. It wasn’t that big of a deal but she really needs to listen to me.

She said: “Yeah. But do you like my bunny?”

Gotta love it.

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