Didn't do...

Been awhile since I have done one of these types of posts so... why not?

I did not finish off a ton of rice krispy treats. I also did not finish off a ton of brownies. I most certainly did not see my son pee off of the front porch--more than in the bathroom these days. I also would never think "can't wait for winter and see if he continues to do that" and smirk about how his face will look when the cold air hits him...you know where. I did not hear my daughter say "that is freakin weird" about something she saw.

Can you believe all of that stuff I didn't do? Nor would I ever tell anyone about that stuff even if I had.Ahem.