Me? Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As mentioned in this post I had some things to say about things I would never do...but did.
Are you ready for this?


I would never take my kids to the movies. I have learned my lesson after a couple of other attempts. I then did not only say how old the big one was and not the little one so I wouldn't have to pay for her--even though she is 5. I also did not have my 5 year old potty in a diaper at the movies because she did not have to go so badly that she couldn't hold it. I did not have her duck down so no one else could tell what she was doing. I did not jump for joy that there were only 7 other people in the theater besides myself, Sage, Shayne and Stormy.I also did not lose my girls after the movie because they would never run faster than me. I also would then never ask a stranger if they had seen my kids and he did not reply..."in that restroom." I did not run in there to see their little feets dangling under the stall doors because I would never let them drink an entire Large pop in an hour's time.

I did not see Stormy taking pictures of herself and then have her explain to me..."because I look so beautiful".

I did not finally put away the tiny tiny socks because Shayne tried squeezing them onto Sage.

I did not stay in my pajamas until 1pm on Saturday...that would be complete laziness and I am up and at'em early every day.

Wow-can you believe that someone would ever do any of those things? Yeah--me too. Thank goodness it wasn't me.

Ahem.