More funny things kids say...

Shayne came home from school and told me...
" Mom~you never put this finger up all by itself"

" Why Shayne?"

" Because it means a bad word"

" What word Shayne?"

" I don't know but you get in big trouble!"

" Shayne did you..."

" Nope. A boy in my class did"
Thank God.

Next... Connor who is supposed to be napping but isn't.

He is just peeking from around the couch.

"Mommy take me a kiss"
"I love my mommy"

"Connor if you don't get upstairs you are going to be in BIG trouble"

"But I love you"
Thank God.

Next...Stormy
"Why do I have to take a nap?"

"Because it's hard work being you and you need to re-energize."

"But you always make us take long naps."

Thank God.